Aegis' Ode to Yummy Things - Ressi
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Verse, we shall be writing in verse.
250 words
a post suitable for a simm (character action, scene description, even speech)
all written in poetry, in verse
Due Sep 4 midnight GMT
Have fun!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meter_%28poetry%29 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meter_%28poetry%29)
Grab the style that suits you, and go for it.
I mean I could get all specific on you but I'm not really that kind of guy, poetry is hard enough without someone telling you want
you got to wax lyrical about.
Aegis with a PADD in hand did scamper,
Clad in simple short taken from the hamper,
Knowing that being good mama would pamper,
So long as his temper did not tamper.
So, scramble he did onto the stool,
Knowing this was less fun than the pool,
But he had learned the PADD was a tool,
Maybe to get candy, oh so cool.
"Mama, mama, mama, mama!
Me writed poem not 'bout llama,
Me is not be make no drama,
But is want candy before wear pajama!"
Aegis stopping before his tweet,
Then began to a basic beat:
"Me like candy! Oh very sweet!
Yummy in tummy me like eat!"
"Candy is not make me dumb!
Candy is not smell like rum!
Candy sweeter than any plum!
Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum!"
"Me like candy, it is crunch!
Me eat for breakfast, dinner, lunch!
When me not get me mad and punch,
And me is to say that not hunch!"
"Candy most good, but me like pie!
When me not get then me is cry!
That why me sneak and be most sly,
And when me caught me say 'Oh hi!"
"Some say me is little brute!
Avelina say me is cute!
Not want her turn me to newt!
And me like pie with yummy fruit!"
"Me like all pie, want to taste!
You say me get from face to waist!
The you say 'Bath' me run you chased!
Me say 'You wrong tub be misplaced!"
"Pie be yum, candy too!
Still need more sweets to me from you!
When me not get is feel most blue!
Me need more sweets is not say 'Shoo'!"
"Me is to know you is have cake!
All the more for me to have take!
Me is to know is why you make!
But eat too much and tummy ache!"
"Me like icing, oh so sweet!
Me scrape off first so to eat!
When cake no have me feel cheat!
Mostly when me good and nice to greet!"
"When cake be good, me no foist!
But yell with joy, full voiced!
Better than raw meat joist,
Is when cake be yummy moist!"
"Me is pair with food of dream,
Oh most yummy yum ice cream!
They is make yummy team!
When me is eat is make me beam!"
"Sometimes me bad, is feel frayed!
When bad people give me lemonade!
It be offer me in trade!
But me say no and now degrade!"
"To lemonade me is say yuck!
Me say too bad word that be like 'shuck'!
But when me use word me is test luck,
So me not use, is not have the pluck!"
"So if me is to be feel dandy,
And if want me to be handy,
Then me is not to want brandy,
But me is to need most all CANDY!"
Down from stool Aegis did hop,
Careful to not knock the mop,
He scampered fast through the shop,
Wanting candy for him to be top.
With eyes most big, like goose egg,
He jumped around from leg to leg,
Hoping he would hit the peg,
With this attempt to plead and beg.